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- Zach: trabant's pioneer square location is depressing
- Sam: :(
- Zach: i've been here for 30 mins
- Sam: yeah it didn't look as good
- Zach: and nobody else is here
- Zach: except for trabant employees who keep walking in and out of the front door
- Sam: that's when you start having dumb conversations with the baristas who wish they were still in the u district
- Zach: i feel bad for 'em
- Sam: cause they'll love you for even trying to get the old vibe back
- Zach: i think i'll go order another coffee just to give them something to do
- Sam: just draw something
- Sam: anything
- Sam: and show them
- Zach: wait what?
- Sam: relate it to a bad drinking experience
- Sam: then talk about your mom for a half hour
- Sam: they'll love you
- Zach: but wait! i forgot to mention, this one has condom dispensers in the bathroom!
- Sam: ZOMG
- Sam: latte n a hookup
- Sam: <3
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